
Hey guys. My name's Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. I'm dating the beautiful Mercedes Jones. Go ahead and ask us stuff, because you know you want to.
I do? I don’t mean to! A lot of things go through my head at the same time, so it’s hard to pinpoint what I was thinking.
He was thinking ‘Damn, better not cross Mercedes’. Ten bucks.
Doubt it.
Mmmmmhmm.
Because I embarrassed her.
Not this again.
It was cute. She blushed and everything.
Ugh Saaaaam. Stop.
Alright, alright. Sorry.



Thank you so much, sweetie, for your kind words. Sam is very handsome, I agree. As I always like to say, ‘you can hate on me hater’. That will never change.
Yeah, thanks a lot. Mercedes is definitely the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. We totally appreciate the support.
Every single moment I’m with her.
That’s cheating. ;)
No, that’s being clever.
Well then that’s my answer too, since Sam’s being stubborn.
I’ve never heard it! Do you know it, babe?
Of course I do, Sammy. It’s perfect. Don’t go listen to it though, I might steal this idea.
Alright, I won’t. I like surprises!
Well, we’re definitely going together.
And that’s all that matters anyway.
Well, I’m glad /someone/ thinks I’m funny.
I think you’re funny!
Yeah, but I joke about a nipple and I get yelled at!
Nipple jokes aren’t funny, Sam!
Sure they are. What’s funnier than the word nipple? Nothing.
I can’t even.
Stop distracting me. :P To answer your question, though, Mercedes actually cracks jokes all the time. She’s pretty witty.
Thanks, hon. <3