Hey everyone. Mercedes Jones here. This fabulous diva is dating Sam Evans, so none of ya'll better get any ideas. Go ahead, ask us questions.

Hey guys. My name's Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. I'm dating the beautiful Mercedes Jones. Go ahead and ask us stuff, because you know you want to.



Anonymous whispered, "Sammy makes the funniest expressions some times..what were you thinking when Joe was talking about his hair Sammy and when Mercy got you straight about Whitney!!"

I do? I don’t mean to! A lot of things go through my head at the same time, so it’s hard to pinpoint what I was thinking.

He was thinking ‘Damn, better not cross Mercedes’. Ten bucks.

Doubt it.

Mmmmmhmm.


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Anonymous whispered, "Why did Mercedes get up and leave after you mentioned Rocky Horror?"

Because I embarrassed her.

Not this again.

It was cute. She blushed and everything.

Ugh Saaaaam. Stop.

Alright, alright. Sorry.



Anonymous whispered, "SAMCEDES FOR THE MOTHER *BLEEPING* WIN!!!!!!!!!!!"



Anonymous whispered, "SAMCEDES!!!!!!!!!"



Anonymous whispered, "Mercedes you're so beautiful, Sam you're very handsome. You guys look great together. Don't worry about the haters. Samcedes FTW!!!!"

Thank you so much, sweetie, for your kind words. Sam is very handsome, I agree. As I always like to say, ‘you can hate on me hater’. That will never change.

Yeah, thanks a lot. Mercedes is definitely the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. We totally appreciate the support.



Anonymous whispered, "What's your fondest moment together?"

Every single moment I’m with her.

That’s cheating. ;)

No, that’s being clever.

Well then that’s my answer too, since Sam’s being stubborn.



Anonymous whispered, "I think When I See You by Fanstisa is a good song for Mercedes to sing to you, Sammi."

I’ve never heard it! Do you know it, babe?

Of course I do, Sammy. It’s perfect. Don’t go listen to it though, I might steal this idea.

Alright, I won’t. I like surprises!



Anonymous whispered, "What's sexiest thing Mercedes has ever worn for you Samuel Evans?"

Two words: Rocky Horror.
I had no idea you were so into that costume.

How could I not be? …. oh, she’s got up and left. Whoops.



Anonymous whispered, "Plans for Senior Prom?"

Well, we’re definitely going together.

And that’s all that matters anyway.



Anonymous whispered, "Sam we know you can be funny as heck...but what about Mercy..what is that she does that cracks you up everytime?"

Well, I’m glad /someone/ thinks I’m funny.

I think you’re funny!

Yeah, but I joke about a nipple and I get yelled at!

Nipple jokes aren’t funny, Sam!

Sure they are. What’s funnier than the word nipple? Nothing.

I can’t even.

Stop distracting me. :P To answer your question, though, Mercedes actually cracks jokes all the time. She’s pretty witty.

Thanks, hon. <3